Evil Humor

05-02-2007

Hitler’s Secret History

Hitlers iPod Ad

An Evil Six Exclusive

In this modern day, politically correct world, we’re quickly running out of subjects to safely make fun of without someone getting upset or taking offense. To help make up for it, Evil Six.com was created to help fill that vacuum by bringing alternative news, articles, images, products and movie reviews all revolving around making fun of the subject of evil. Poking evil in the eye, so to speak. If it has anything to do with evil and it can be made fun of, we will.

Recently, Evil Six has come across an historical archive of rare photos of Hitler doing things that you wouldn’t normally expect. Hitler is one of the few remaining “safe” subjects that we can lampoon, everyone hates Hitler, right? If you don’t, well then that’s just too bad.

Some of these photos are shocking, some are just highly unusual and some are just previously unknown. These images are an Evil Six exclusive, if you happen to see them anywhere else, remember that you saw them here first!

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05-01-2007

The New Faces of Evil?

Amy Wine House and Kelly Osbourne showing off their asses

Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne have declared that they are now members of an exclusive club called “Team Evil” because they like to go around “causing trouble”. If drug and alcohol problems, tattoos, multiple piercings, wild hairdos, and temper tantrums make you evil then apparently 50% of Hollywood is a team member as well. Evil wannabes is more like it. Kelly’s legendary dad, Ozzy Osbourne, the official “Prince of Darkness”, is a pretty good example but he has some very large boots to fill. I seriously doubt if these two can ever match Ozzy’s crazy train ways.

I suggest they start off slow till they get the hang of it, maybe get busted for graffiti or knocking over a few mailboxes, then graduate up to drunk driving. Work your way up to assault and battery on paparazzi and fellow party goers, because a few arrests and some jail time always helps to promote your evil reputation. Top it off by chowing down on live animals on stage and exposing yourselves in public.

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04-26-2007

Hugh Grant Goes Evil

Hugh Grant Turns to the Dark Side

Hugh Grant, 46, movie star and celebrity was arrested on suspicion for hurling a tub of baked beans and kicking at a photographer named Ian Whittaker near his home in London. He was released on bail after voluntarily turning himself in for questioning over the alleged incident. He has to return to the Notting Hill police station in a month to continue the investigation into the incident.

This may be a “warm-up” for Grants possible appearance as an evil villain in the TV series “Doctor Who”. It’s been confirmed that he is in talks for a possible role in an upcoming episode. He once turned down an offer to play the lead role of the Doctor in the long running sci-fi classic about a time and space traveling “Time Lord”. The lead Time Lord role has been played by quite a few different people over the years with the most famous one being Tom Baker who played the fourth doctor from 1974 to 1981.

Grant said: “I was offered the role of the Doctor a few years back and was highly flattered. The danger with those things is that it’s only when you see it on screen that you think, ‘Damn, that was good, why did I say no?’ But then, knowing me, I’d probably make a mess of it.” “I’m in talks about a one-off role. I’d prefer to be a baddie. They’re always more fun.”

And lets not forget about Grants incident with the hooker Divine Brown where he was caught in the act and plead guilty to a misdemeanor lewd act in 1995, sentenced to two years probation and a fine. Maybe this is a return to his bad boy, evil roots of his younger days.

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04-18-2007

Oops! Wrong Sex Hotline!

Some people may have thought they were the victims of an evil prank after dialing a phone number to get reports on sexual predators moving into their neighborhood. Instead of getting the predator hotline, they were connected to a live sex chat service. The mistake was made when misprinted cards were passed out urging residents of Nassau County New York to call in and ask to be notified by the hotline.

A recorded voice offered this greeting to callers: “Hey there, sexy guy, Welcome to an exciting new way to go live, one on one, with hot horny girls waiting right now to talk to you.”

sex predator chat hotline

The number was listed as a 1-800 when 1-888 would have been correct. No word was given on whether or not the sex chat line gained any new customers from the error.

 

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04-10-2007

Sanjaya, Simon or Batboy - Evil Poll

Sanjaya, Simon Cowell and Batboy

In an out and out, down and dirty, no holds barred match to see who is the most vile and evil of the three, who would you vote for? Sanjaya, Simon Cowell or Batboy?

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