“Curse the Children, Make Them Cry” is the title of Alec Baldwins new horror flick. It’s a one man show starring Alec Baldwin making a total ass of himself. The cast features thousands of young girls running and screaming and crying to their mothers as Alec unleashes volcanic tirades of verbal abuse and threats, crushing the feelings of the innocent.

Although the film was made on a relatively low budget, the director, Alec Baldwin himself, insisted that “only real tears” be used for the sake of realism and accuracy. Over 5,000 gallons were used in the production which took several months to collect.

Nearly 2 tons of onions were peeled by 125 extras in preparation for the shoot and the real tears were kept in a specially cleaned and prepared 18 wheeler tanker truck. This reportedly sent the movie slightly over budget, with the real costs only beginning to be felt in his pocketbook.

So far the movie has gotten very mixed reviews, with emotions ranging from “hating it” to “it totally sucks ass” to “what an evil bastard” although it has garnered lots of attention in the press. Only time will tell!

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